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charlesoberonn:

writing-prompt-s:

Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.

“It’s a girl!” the doctor exclaimed.

“It’s a fucking tax dodger is what is it!” Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan burst into the infirmary, cocking his shotgun.

(via wooden-elephant)

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6 years ago

zamaron:

snoopingasusualisee:

gamerphobic:

snoopingasusualisee:

apparently one of the writers for the ppg reboot made a self insert of himself for blossom to fall in love with and um

WHAT

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his real name’s jake goldman

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his character supposedly appears in every episode he writes in

This is really……disgusting 

(via officialnormfanblog)

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6 years ago

siriuslyremusthough:

life would be much better if i was just a young wizard attending hogwarts

(via downn-in-flames)

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6 years ago

pakistaniheaux:

heart: randomly starts beating faster
me: what is it what do you see

(via azzthetix)

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6 years ago

4lung:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

fishingwithaloveletter:

I feel like I gotta clarify that yes Japan does have a cryptid that is just a fat snake

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it’s also able to speak, drinks alcohol and apparently tells lies. it also swallows it’s own tail so it can roll around like a wheel

what’s his number

(via porksweats)

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6 years ago

doctorfeliuzumaki:

homovikings:

My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this

(via itsagifnotagif)

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6 years ago
thenbhdofficial:
“sidebar pleakley’s wig is laid
”

thenbhdofficial:

sidebar pleakley’s wig is laid

(via trust)

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6 years ago

targuzzler:

nintendosexgod:

as a kid, i used to think that telekinesis really was possible if you could focus all of your brainpower to it. obviously, i was a fucking stupid little kid.

too stupid to unlock telekinesis like everyone else apparently lmaooo

(via jofrow)

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6 years ago
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